The Kingdom of Upper Canadas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Pierre Poilievre with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.323 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 16.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Canadian economy, worth 480 trillion Canadian Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 57,727 Canadian Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Upper Canadas's national animal is the Caribou and its national religion is Church of Canada.

Upper Canadas is ranked 67,954^th in the world and 118^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.